i stole this from joan’s ‘joke of the day’ sidebar.

MEDICAL ALERT Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.  It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names “cocktails,” “highballs,” and just a good old fashioned “stiff drink.” Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of…yep, you guessed it…..”MOUNT & DO.”